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Season 7: The Specials – Two Gomers Then and Now, Gomer Media Confessions, and Secret Emails

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As the Conquer the Capital race approaches (less that one week!) the Gomers have put together a set of amazing Specials for you.  As always, you can go the Two Gomers Store to find these specials.  Here is what you’ll get for your donation toward the podcast:

$2.99 Base Level Donation – Two Gomers Grow Up

$6.20 10 k Donation – Also True Gomer Media Confessions: Music

$13.1 Half Marathon Level Donation – Also True Gomer Media Confessions: Movies AND Secret Gomer Emails Revealed

$19.3 Conquer The Capital Level Donation – All that AND a signed photo of us after the race and we thank you by name on the podcast

$26.2 Keep the Lights on Donation – All that plus the Lost Episodes, not available for over two years

Thanks so much for listening, supporting, and downloading!  We appreciate it more than we could ever say!

Steven and Anthony

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Season 6: Special 3 – Gomers on Wheels (and Two Gomers Rank the Movies: PIXAR and Star Wars)

Our third special of the season, Two Gomers on Wheels, is available now!

In our efforts to raise the money needed to fund the podcast and get us to the triathlon, we are offering our second special of the year, “Two Gomers Wheels,” as pay-optional. Click here to head to our store, or get there through our Facebook Page and purchase the special there.  Or if you’d like it for free, just email us at twogomers@gmail.com and let us know you’d like it, no charge.

BUT, our bonus special, Two Gomers Rank The Movies: PIXAR and Star Wars, is ONLY available if you donate. You don’t want to miss it, it’s tons of fun! Check out what’s in store:

The guys discuss their Top Three Lessons Learned from biking so far. Safety First. Man vs. Machine. Find a Guru. Bike Memories. The History of our stolen bikes. Freedom that biking offers. Life Lessons Learned!

And if you donate: PIXAR movies, rated 14 to 1. First movie experiences. Final movie experiences. Dissagreements! Star Wars Movies, rated 6 to 1. Jar Jar vs. Ewoks. Podracing vs. Landspeeders. More dissagreeements! And Little Ani.

So head to our store on our Facebook page and get the specials. Thank you so much!!

Season 6: Special 2 – Two Gomers Get Their Feet Wet (plus BONUS special with donation!)

Our second special of the season, Two Gomers Get Their Feet Wet, is available now!

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In our efforts to raise the money needed to fund the podcast and get us to the triathlon, we are offering our second special of the year, “Two Gomers Get Their Feet Wet,” as pay-optional.  Head to our store and purchase the special there, or if you’d like it for free, just email us at twogomers@gmail.com and let us know you’d like it, no charge.

BUT, our bonus special, Two Gomers Take Their Kids to the Movies, is ONLY available if you donate.  You don’t want to miss it, it’s tons of fun! Check out what’s in store:

The guys discuss their Top Three Lessons Learned from swimming so far.  Anthony’s mom saved his life when he was a little kid.  Steven wishes he could ski.  We are land mammals.  Playing bassoon, public speaking, and swimming don’t just happen.  A Titanic-themed triathlon seems like it might be fun.  Leg floaty thingies.  Different Strokes.  Advice from the Hitchhiker’s Guide.

And if you donate:  Our top kids movies ever.  First movie experiences.  Lego Movie review. Which movies do we take our kids to, and what weird sites to we rely on to help us make this important decision?  And of course, a ton of fun stuff along the way!

Click here to go to our store and get the specials.  Thank you so much!!

 

Season 6 : Pre-Season Specials – Donate and Download Tons of Fun!

Click here to donate and download our Pre-Season 6 Specials!

Two Gomers Race a Triathlon is here, three weeks early!

Many of you have been asking how to help us make Two Gomers Race a Triathlon possible. Here’s your chance!  We’ve released a two-part special available for direct download only (through our store, not on iTunes!) when you donate to Two Gomers Race a Triathlon.

First, at the $2.99 level, you’ll get the FIRST EPISODE OF SEASON 6 (complete with Anthony’s first swim and gym experience and some unique stuff that won’t be in the Nov 14 premiere) three weeks early!

Don’t worry, he didn’t bring his bassoon.

If you donate more, you’ll also receive our second special, only available these next three weeks and then gone forever, called “Two Gomers: Skydiving and Space Movies.”

If you donate the top, “Marathon” amount, you’ll ALSO receive a personalized thank-you audio message from the Gomers!

Just head over to the Two Gomers store and donate and download now.  ALL the money you give will go directly toward getting us to the Triahlon at the end of our sixth season, and toward making the podcast possible.  We couldn’t do this without you, and we THANK YOU! We’re getting PUMPED for Two Gomers Race a Triathlon!

Click here to donate and download the Pre-Season 6 Specials!

 

Season 5 : Special Episode – Two Gomers Choose Wisely

Click here to go to the Gomers’ Merch page and download the episode!

It’s been the Gomers’ ambition, ever since they both had kids in the mix, to record a special podcast about being Dads, living life, staying healthy, and remaining sane.  Now, after weeks of planning and hours and hours of recording, they present to you their 2012 Special Episode, Two Gomers Choose Wisely.

And as you might expect, the episode covers a wide range of topics, including running.  Join the guys as they take an honest look at comparing and judging, making time for important things, deciding what those important things are, life “majors and minors,” finding creative “me times,” chasing and deferring dreams, and doing housework.  All this from that one scene in Indiana Jones!

No, not that one.

Remember, this is also the Gomers’ annual fundraising episode.  So please, if the podcast has inspired, motivated, or entertained you, consider giving when you download.  As always, the guys REALLY appreciate it and couldn’t do it without you!

Happy Downloading, donating, and running!

Click here to go to the Gomers’ Merch page and download the episode!

Season 4 : Special 1 – The New Normal

Head over to the Gomer Store to download the Special!

“Two Gomers New Normal” is the first special of the fourth season!

Head over to the Gomer Store and download (and donate if you’d like!) and join the guys as they discuss how to stay running – and stay healthy – even when your life changes…and changes…and changes.  It gets pretty deep, but not to worry, there’s plenty of fun – including John Hughes (and Candy) chat, new poop revelations, discussion concerning the dangers of Chili’s Too!, and questioning the alive-ness of the Golden Girls.

Droppin like flies.

Remember, to hear the full episode you have to get it through the Gomer Store – there’s an option to get it for free, of course, but please feel free to support the Gomers with a donation!  A $2.99 donation gets you in a drawing for one of the last 2011 shirts, and anything above that and you’re entered into a drawing for a brand new 2012 shirt…SIGNED BY THE GOMERS!  Or not, your choice!

Happy Thanksgiving, and Happy Running!

Head over to the Gomer Store to download the Special!

Season 3 : Sub-Five Special 2 – Two Gomers’ Life Lessons

Download the Special for the price of your choosing here!

With the marathon only one week away, the Gomers are feeling reflective.  And nervous.  So it’s the perfect time to release their second special for Season 3 – Two Gomers’ Life Lessons!  Join them as they talk big picture – What have they learned the past three years they wouldn’t have learned if they’d never made the choice to live a different life?  Oh, the intrigue!  Plus, this special is the obvious winner of the coveted Overused Metaphor in a Single Episode Award.

Cliff Jumping
Feet-first.

Download the Special for the price of your choosing here!

Follow the link to get to the new Gomer Merchandise page and download the episode.  As always, the Special is available for free, but payments of any size are welcome, and can be made on the merch page.  Remember, the incentives are better if you pay at higher levels:

1.  Anyone who pays $2.99 or over is entered into a drawing for a free tech or t-shirt.

2.  If you pay $13.1, you’re ALSO entered into a drawing for a hoodie.  AND you’re entered into a drawing to become Gomer8.

3.  If you dig deep and pay $26.2, you are entered into drawings for all that stuff, PLUS you get a link to download The Two Gomers EP.

Track list:
1 – Compared to You (original song written by Steven)
2 – Steven Tells the Anti-Gomers Story Live
3 – Anthony’s solo mock “Dress Rehearsal” via Skype
4 – The Lost Eat and Run Recording
5 – My King (original song written by Anthony and sung impromptu in Steven’s basement)
6 – 78th and York (Anthony’s atmospheric foray into the world of the ebow)

Thanks for donating, and Happy Running!

Download the Special for the price of your choosing here!

Season 3 : Sub-Five Special 1 – Two Gomers’ Rules of Thumb

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Updated:  Click here to see the GomerRegistry, and which numbers are still available!

It’s the first Special of Season 3: Two Gomers’ Rules of Thumb! The guys are reaching back into the archives and thinking through their top ten Gomers’ Tips from the past three years.  Then, after much pontification, introspection, and (of course) rabbit trail-chasing, they reveal their ten most valuable running lessons: the Gomers’ Rules of Thumb!  Just in case that’s confusing, in true Gomergeek fashion, the guys have included some recognizable sound-effects to keep things organized.

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Only 99 more Gomers Tips till you earn a Rule of Thumb!

So download while the downloadin’s good!  Click the first button to donate.  A suggested donation of $2.99 is encouraged, but if you want to dig deep and give more, especially if you’ve been encouraged, motivated, or entertained by the Gomers…well, the guys wouldn’t complain.

Then click the second button to download the special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”).

And remember this Special’s incentive:  If you donate, you can email us at twogomers@gmail.com and claim a GomerNumber!  Either let us know what specific number you want (first come first served) or say “lowest possible” and we’ll give you the next available number.  WOW!

Thanks in advance! Happy Running!

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Season 3 : Gomers Extra – Comedy, Sports, and Gingered Ale

Extra downloadable content from the Gomers?  It must be getting close to Christmas!  Enjoy this fun news about the podcast!

Happy Running!

Season 2 : Two Gomers Special 3 – Two Gomers Get Ready

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It’s the third, and final, Two Gomers Special: Two Gomers Get Ready! The guys are pulling out all the stops to prepare themselves for the (fast) approaching Marathon, including harkening back to the tiny vestiges of running experience both had as young lads.  And seriously, we’re talking tiny vestiges here.

But it’s enough to guide them through a packed Special that takes them through a journey from Ready, to Set, to GOOOOOOOO(mer).  Join them as they talk through the fears, hopes, plans, doubts, questions, and reflections concerning the Minneapolis Marathon, now only four weeks away!

Start
We’ll be in the back.

So download while the downloadin’s good!  Click the first button to donate.  Suggested donation: $2.99, but if you want to dig deep and do a by-mile donation ($26.20 or $13.10), you’d be a hero to the Gomers forever.

Then click the second button to download the special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”). If you donate and include your email, your name will be entered into a drawing for one of ten FastDraw water bottles from Ultimate Direction ($18 value!).

Aw yeah.
Aw yeah.

Thanks in advance! Happy Running!

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Season 2 : Two Gomers Special 2 – Two Gomers Get Resolute

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It’s the second Two Gomers Special: Two Gomers Get Resolute!  The guys are visited by three ghosts: Past, Present, and Future…well, not really, but they talk about those things in relation to their running journey.

Taller than he looks.
Taller than he looks.

Plus, we FINALLY discuss the controversial “Plodders” article from the New York Times…and Steven gets a little heated about it.  You don’t want to miss that.

So download while the downloadin’s good!  Just click the first button to donate (suggested donation: $2.99) to the Two Gomers, and the second to download the New Year’s Special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”).  If you donate and include your email, you’ll get a link from us within 48 hours for a special video “thank-you” from the Gomers, recorded at Culver’s, plus your name will be entered into a drawing for a free Two Gomers Tee or Tech shirt.  Thanks in advance!  Happy Running!

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Oh, and don’t forget this week’s Monday Survey:  What are your New Years Resolutions?

Season 2 : Two Gomers Special 1 – Two Gomers Get Thankful

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Here it is, the first Two Gomers Special: Two Gomers Get Thankful!  Join the guys as they take a look at their Gomer journey so far and pick the top three things they’re thankful for.  Plus, so much more – insane fundraising stories, dramatic readings from the feared and fabled Third Gomer, and demonstrations on how to win every time at Track and Field for the original Nintendo.

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Slap slap slap slap slap slap slap….

So grab the special while the grabbin’s good.  Just click the first button to donate (suggested donation: $2.99) to the Two Gomers, and the second to download the Thanksgiving Special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”)!   Thanks in advance for donating, we couldn’t do this without you!  Have a great Black Friday, and see you next week in the Christmas episodes…Happy Running!

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