“Two Gomers New Normal” is the first special of the fourth season!
Head over to the Gomer Store and download (and donate if you’d like!) and join the guys as they discuss how to stay running – and stay healthy – even when your life changes…and changes…and changes. It gets pretty deep, but not to worry, there’s plenty of fun – including John Hughes (and Candy) chat, new poop revelations, discussion concerning the dangers of Chili’s Too!, and questioning the alive-ness of the Golden Girls.
Remember, to hear the full episode you have to get it through the Gomer Store – there’s an option to get it for free, of course, but please feel free to support the Gomers with a donation! A $2.99 donation gets you in a drawing for one of the last 2011 shirts, and anything above that and you’re entered into a drawing for a brand new 2012 shirt…SIGNED BY THE GOMERS! Or not, your choice!
With the marathon only one week away, the Gomers are feeling reflective. And nervous. So it’s the perfect time to release their second special for Season 3 – Two Gomers’ Life Lessons! Join them as they talk big picture – What have they learned the past three years they wouldn’t have learned if they’d never made the choice to live a different life? Oh, the intrigue! Plus, this special is the obvious winner of the coveted Overused Metaphor in a Single Episode Award.
Follow the link to get to the new Gomer Merchandise page and download the episode. As always, the Special is available for free, but payments of any size are welcome, and can be made on the merch page. Remember, the incentives are better if you pay at higher levels:
1. Anyone who pays $2.99 or over is entered into a drawing for a free tech or t-shirt.
2. If you pay $13.1, you’re ALSO entered into a drawing for a hoodie. AND you’re entered into a drawing to become Gomer8.
3. If you dig deep and pay $26.2, you are entered into drawings for all that stuff, PLUS you get a link to download The Two Gomers EP.
1 – Compared to You (original song written by Steven)
2 – Steven Tells the Anti-Gomers Story Live
3 – Anthony’s solo mock “Dress Rehearsal” via Skype
4 – The Lost Eat and Run Recording
5 – My King (original song written by Anthony and sung impromptu in Steven’s basement)
6 – 78th and York (Anthony’s atmospheric foray into the world of the ebow)
It’s the first Special of Season 3: Two Gomers’ Rules of Thumb! The guys are reaching back into the archives and thinking through their top ten Gomers’ Tips from the past three years. Then, after much pontification, introspection, and (of course) rabbit trail-chasing, they reveal their ten most valuable running lessons: the Gomers’ Rules of Thumb! Just in case that’s confusing, in true Gomergeek fashion, the guys have included some recognizable sound-effects to keep things organized.
So download while the downloadin’s good! Click the first button to donate. A suggested donation of $2.99 is encouraged, but if you want to dig deep and give more, especially if you’ve been encouraged, motivated, or entertained by the Gomers…well, the guys wouldn’t complain.
Then click the second button to download the special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”).
And remember this Special’s incentive: If you donate, you can email us at email@example.com and claim a GomerNumber! Either let us know what specific number you want (first come first served) or say “lowest possible” and we’ll give you the next available number. WOW!
It’s the third, and final, Two Gomers Special: Two Gomers Get Ready! The guys are pulling out all the stops to prepare themselves for the (fast) approaching Marathon, including harkening back to the tiny vestiges of running experience both had as young lads. And seriously, we’re talking tiny vestiges here.
But it’s enough to guide them through a packed Special that takes them through a journey from Ready, to Set, to GOOOOOOOO(mer). Join them as they talk through the fears, hopes, plans, doubts, questions, and reflections concerning the Minneapolis Marathon, now only four weeks away!
So download while the downloadin’s good! Click the first button to donate. Suggested donation: $2.99, but if you want to dig deep and do a by-mile donation ($26.20 or $13.10), you’d be a hero to the Gomers forever.
Then click the second button to download the special (right click on the DOWNLOAD button and select “Save target as…” or “Download Linked File”). If you donate and include your email, your name will be entered into a drawing for one of ten FastDraw water bottles from Ultimate Direction ($18 value!).